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THE WORLD ACCORDING TO HOOTER MCCORMICK -- GRACKLED

2015-11-09 23:46:44| Cattle Today

“More ammo!” screamed Aunt Pinky when she heard Hooter and Cousin Charlie come up behind her.

THE WORLD ACCORDING TO HOOTER MCCORMICK -- JUST WAXED

2015-10-06 21:04:04| Cattle Today

t was a month last Tuesday when Hooter sold his smartphone to Cousin Charlie for $29.76, no more and no less—trading his dependence on communication technology for what he hoped would be a simpler, less vexing daily existence.

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THE WORLD ACCORDING TO HOOTER MCCORMICK -- SLICING AND DICING CHORDS

2015-09-11 22:24:43| Cattle Today

It likely had something to do with Hooter's debit card being frozen again when he was trying to fill up with gas. It still irked him that his choices while on the road were either using a card to pay at the pump or go inside and pay cash, guessing how much it would take to fill up without having to take another trip back inside to get his change.

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THE WORLD ACCORDING TO HOOTER MCCORMICK -- P.R. AND OTHER HORRORS

2015-06-16 22:00:27| Cattle Today

Anyone who knows G.W. understands that he would rather use a toothbrush to scrub the inside of a squeeze chute—in subzero weather—than have anyone entertain the possibility that he's not taking care of business.

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