A proposed swingers club in Nashville, Tennessee drew so much outrage from the community that its owners have relented and agreed to develop the building into a "church" instead - "church" being in square quotes because the floorplan is exactly the same and all the local prudes are pretty sure it's still going to be a sex club. The club's lawyer promises, however, that there will be no sexual activity on the premises, saying "I assume if someone meets there and wants to do something of a sexual nature, they'll go to a hotel or a motel or go home."