Let's do the boring stuff first: Intel has found its new head honcho in current chief operating officer Brian Krzanich (pronounced Krah-ZAN-itch), who will take over the CEO reins when Paul Otellini steps down at the annual stockholder's meeting on May 16. Normally, we don't cover executive shake-ups at tech companies because the details of who is wearing what suit don't matter much to everyday users. Who cares who the head of MegaCorp 5 is?