Go on, admit it, you thought this piece was going to be about football, didn't you? With England fans getting a taste of what it's like to be Brazilian (well, it's hot and we're still in the World Cup…although how long either of those things will last is anyone's guess) and your substitute editor typing furiously before the first quarter-final match kicks off, this had a footy column written all over it…read more on TotalTele.com »